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Tue, 11/08/2005 - 18:28

Please prepare yourself for masturbation because next are international singing prostitutes, Pussy Cat Dolls. From Borat's speech at MTV EMA's.

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Sun, 11/06/2005 - 18:22

Don't create anything just for the sole purpose of creation. Especially children.

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Thu, 11/03/2005 - 10:46

Kritizēt - tas ir norādīt autoram, ka viņš dara ne tā, kā darītu es, ja mācētu.

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Tue, 11/01/2005 - 22:36

Jay Leno – four hours Madonna – four hours Florence Nightingale – four hours Anton Ballard – four hours Michelangelo – four hours Napoleon Bonaparte – four hours Bill Clinton – five to six hours Winston Churchill – six hours Nikola Tesla – two hours Leonardo Da Vinci – 15 mins every four hours (ie. 1.5 hours) Margaret Thatcher – four hours Martha Stewart – four hours Thomas Edison – four hours People who sleep only four hours a day.

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Fri, 10/28/2005 - 10:39

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

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Tue, 10/25/2005 - 08:48

I read an interesting thought today and here it is: "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." I calculated and guess what? If I would have taken money for relationships, I would be fucking rich!

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Mon, 10/24/2005 - 03:01

Izmisushais puika maksaa 20 Ls par atziimes izlaboshanu uz 6! Tikai 6? Es buutu prasiijies lielaaku ciparu... Vinjam laikam vecaaki piesoliija nopirkt Mashiinu, ja vinjam visas atziimes buus virs piecinieka... :D From Mako. 1. Es apņemos atturēties no dzīvības atņemšanas. (tas nav - tev nebūs nokaut! Tas ir drīzāk - tev būs aizsargāt dzīvo.) 2. Es apņemos atturēties ņemt to, ko man nedod. (Nu, kaut kas no - Tev nebūs zagt.

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Mon, 10/24/2005 - 02:55

Raksturīgi, ka oriģinālajos budisma tekstos sastopami tādi jēdzieni un uzskati, kas vidusmēra rietumniekam vienkārši nav saprotami vai saprotami tikai daļēji. Es nemāku teikt, kāda garīga (vai ģeogrāfiska?) augsne vai sagatavotība nepieciešama, lai no budisma idejas izvilktu kādu pietiekami skaidri formulētu domu. Tā kā, neraugoties uz visām mūsu zināšanām par dzen būtību un saturu, sastopamies ar izteikti viengabalaina un pilnīgi unikāla pasaules skatījuma noslēpumu. Šo īpašo skatījumu sauc par satori, ko aptuveni varētu tulkot kā „apskaidrība

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Mon, 10/24/2005 - 02:31

Smoking kills
Sex sells
I've got one hand in my pocket but the other one looks cool as hell
I know I'm gonna die so my revenge is living well
Oh Lord, make me pure
- but not yet

Robbie Williams [2005] Make Me Pure, from the album Intensive Care.

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Fri, 10/14/2005 - 10:39

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

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Thu, 10/13/2005 - 11:25

- Did you ever notice that your shit is stuff and their stuff is shit? - Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man living in the sky, and he has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these things he will send you to a place full of fire, and smoke, and burn and torture forever and ever 'till the end of time.... but he loves you. And he needs money. - Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.

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